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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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