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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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