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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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