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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺
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