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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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