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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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