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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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