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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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