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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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