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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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