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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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