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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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