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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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