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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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