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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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