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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖
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