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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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