Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.