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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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