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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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