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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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