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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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