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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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