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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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