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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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