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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Sparky eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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