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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Murphy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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