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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯
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