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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁
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