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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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