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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁
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