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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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