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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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