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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Buddy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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