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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Elizabeth
had their beloved pet
goldfish 🐠
Coco
eaten by
…
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random pathetic excuse
a cow 🐮
a tiger 🐯
a wild boar 🐗
a rhinoceros 🦏
a venomous snake 🐍
a hyena 🐺
a pufferfish 🐡
a crocodile 🐊
a warthog 🐗
an ostrich 🐦
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