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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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