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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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