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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Teddy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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