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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Alfie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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