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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘
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