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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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