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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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