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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯
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