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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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