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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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