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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛
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