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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮
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