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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Weasley eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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