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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Bob eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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