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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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