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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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