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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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