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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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