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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺
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