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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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