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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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