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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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