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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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